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The Tally Purity Test

Welcome to the Tally Purity Test where you can track your progress as you venture through your time in Tallahassee

Disclaimer: We do not encourage you to do anything illegal or anything that would cause harm to your person

Been to an FSU football game
Eaten at Suwannee
Watched a movie at the SLC
Been thrown into the Westcott Fountain
Been to a tailgate
Been hugged by Ms. Killings
Have/Had a fake id
Been to Pots
Been to Recess
Been to the Strip
Been to Clydes
Been to Bajas
Jumped or pushed in the Recess Pool
Guessed heads or tails correctly for a free drink at Township
Hosted a pregame/party
Kissed a random in the club
Drank a Y-Bomb
Had more than 5 drinks a night
Had a Pots bucket
Blacked out
Had sex
Gone home with a random from a club
Had sex with 5 or more people
Had sex without a condom
Had sex with a TA or Professor
Smoked weed
Done a drug stronger than weed
Joined or rushed greek life
Been to Mike’s Beer Barn
Found a parking spot in Traditions
Lived in a dorm
Gone to the Rez
Gone bowling in the Student Union
Eaten at Gordos
Eaten at Cancuns
Got kicked out of a club
Got into a club without paying
Cheated on a significant other while under the influence
Sent an email to a professor lying about an absence
Gone to the Health and Wellness Center
Stayed in Tallahassee during a hurricane
Rode a skateboard at HCB
Chilled on Landis
Gone out on a weekday
Played a drinking game
Thrown up from alcohol
Slept through a class
Been to Madison Social
Eaten at the Den
Stolen an FSU street sign or traffic cone
Gone to class drunk
Rode a mechanical bull at a club
Signed a petition to legalize weed on campus
Lied to the petition people about being able to vote when asked to sign / kept walking pretending you cannot hear them
Cheated on an honorlock exam
Been to a greek life function
Had your car towed
Parked in a teacher spot without getting a ticket
Taken ENC2135
Been on a date from a dating app
Crashed/witnessed a crash in Tallahassee
Been to a party shut down by the police
Been to an FSU away game
Had drunk DP Dough
Gotten into a fight
Used a sex toy
Masturbated in a shared room or bathroom
Been walked in on during a sexual act
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Had sex with someone else in a room
Had a threesome
Been to Palace
Sex with someone with an age gap larger or equal than 5
Eaten at Guthries
Bought something from Market Wednesday
Called an ambulance or had it called for you
Had an ID taken
Had sex you regretted in the morning
Had sex with two people within 24 hours
Had a pregnancy scare
Had sex with someone without remembering their name
Spent the night at a frat house
Had an sti
Eaten Ass / Gotten your ass eaten
Been to 926
Gotten came on
Kissed someone other than preferred sex
Gone out with your parents on parents weekend
Taken a shit at the club
Taken a shit in a school building
Guzzled cum / Had cum guzzled
Sucked toes / had toes sucked
Been skinny dipping
Had anal sex
Urinated in public
Received or given a blumpkin
Worked out at Leach
Been to Seminole Cafe
Been to a FSU vs UF game
Graduated

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